It’s a fact…
I have no booty.
No junk in the trunk.
This baby has got no back.
I have diagnosed myself with Nonbootyitis. (yes, this is a medical term. I think…)
I’ve always known I didn’t have one, but didn’t think anyone else really noticed. Then B-Fry confirmed it. We were watching TV, when one of those commercials for those shape up shoes came on. B-Fry looked at me and said, “Hey do you think those work? Maybe I’ll get you some.” I just laughed and asked him if he thought I needed them. His response, “Well, you really don’t have much of a butt.” I of course laughed again and said “Oh, so you don’t like my flat butt?” and he proceeded to try to dig himself out of a hole that he really wasn’t in. But, it was fun to watch him try.
I’ve mentioned before that B-Fry has a nice butt. In fact it’s nicer than mine and quite frankly I see an issue with this. Now, I’m not going to go take up skating to get a booty like that because I am a klutz and would probably just end up hurting my non existent booty. So, that’s a no go.
I’ve been trying to figure out ways on how to cure my Nonbootyitis and have gotten some ideas…..
I work 3rd shift and watch a lot of TV on the job. There is a new commercial I’ve seen for a product called Booty Pop.
I was all ready to shell out my $19.95 until I thought about how disappointed B-Fry would be when my pants came off and saw these underneath:
So Booty Pop is a no go.
Then I thought maybe I would get the Reebok Tone-ups.
But I don’t have $100+ to spend on them. So scratch that….
At this point I have no idea how I’m going to get a booty like J-Lo or even Kim Kardashian (she’s gotta be sportin the Booty Pop). That is until one day I’m scanning workout videos On Demand and I came across this:
Well, as with most workout videos, I watched it first. And declared that I couldn’t watch Kim Kardashian workout in clothes that
only hookers NOBODY would ever workout in. Just can’t do it.
So I did a little more searching On Demand and came across several booty specified workouts. I did a short 10 minute one on Thursday and felt it ALL day yesterday and even into today. Today I rocked out Crunch’s Ass and Abs workout, which was sorta tough. I’m sure I’ll be feeling that later.
A crap ton more of these booty workouts and maybe I’ll just have me some junk in the trunk.
B-Fry girl can dream right?
What about you? Are you the girl Sir Mix A Lot was rapping about?